Thsi is the Fairy Tale that should have been read to us when we were kids!!!

Once upon a time

In a land far away;

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A beautiful, independent,

self-assured princess

happened upon a frog as she sat

contemplating ecological issues

on the shores of an unpolluted pond

in a verdent meadow near her castle.

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The frog hopped in to the princess' lap

and said: "Elegant Lady,

I was once a handsome prince,

until an evil witch cast a spell upon me

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One kiss from you, however,

And I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am

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and then, my sweet, we can marry

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and set up housekeeping in your castle

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with my mother,

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where you can prepare my meals

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clean my clothes, bear my children,

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and forever feel

grateful and happy doing so."

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That night,

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as the princess dined sumptuously

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on lightly saut'eed frog legs

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seasoned in white wine

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and onion cream sauce

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she chuckled and thought to herself.

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I don't fucking think so.