Pugs are made when god steals half a regular dogs IQ and then punches it in the face.
Monday, May 10, 2010
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Love Quotes
SHAKESPEARE
"Doubt thou the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar but never doubt that I love."
"For where thou art, there is the world itself, and where though art not, desolation."
They do not love that do not show their love."
"When you depart from me sorrow abides, and happiness takes his leave."
"The course of true love never did run smooth."
"My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite."
"So long as I can breathe or I can see, so long lives your love which gives life to me."
"So dear I love him that with him, all deaths I could endure. Without him, live no life."
"When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew."
"My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun; Coral is far more red than her lips' red; If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun: If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. I have seen roses damasked, red and white; But no such roses I see in her cheeks; And in some perfumes is there more delight Than in the breath from my mistress reaks: I love to hear her speak, yet well I know that music hath a far more pleasing sound; I grant I never saw a goddess go: My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground. And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare as any she belied with false compare."
William Shakespear; Sonnet 130
William Shakespear; Sonnet 130
"And when he shall die, take him and cut him out into little stars. And he will make the face of heaven so fine, that all the world shall fall in love with night, and pay no worship to the garish sun."
"See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O, that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek!"
"My heart is ever at your service."
"I love thee, I love but thee; with a love that shall not die; till the sun grows cold and the stars grow old."
Thursday, May 6, 2010
My Sadness Playlist
Owl City- Vanilla Twilight
Bullet for my Valentine- All These things i hate (revolve around me)
The Red JumpsuitApparatus-Your Gaurdian Angel
Dashboard Confessionals-Stolen
HIM-Love you like i do
HIM- You are the one
Slipknot-Vermillion Pt. 2
Coheed and Cambria- Wake Up
Seether-Fade Away
Nickelback- Figured you out
Nickelback- Should've listened
Yiruma- Kiss the Rain
Billy Joel- Lullabye (Goodnight, My Angel)
Drowning Pool- Paralyzed
Kings of Leon- Revelry
Slipknot- Snuff
Lifehouse- Everything
Buckcherry- Sorry
Three Days Grace- Wake up
Bullet for my Valentine- All These things i hate (revolve around me)
The Red JumpsuitApparatus-Your Gaurdian Angel
Dashboard Confessionals-Stolen
HIM-Love you like i do
HIM- You are the one
Slipknot-Vermillion Pt. 2
Coheed and Cambria- Wake Up
Seether-Fade Away
Nickelback- Figured you out
Nickelback- Should've listened
Yiruma- Kiss the Rain
Billy Joel- Lullabye (Goodnight, My Angel)
Drowning Pool- Paralyzed
Kings of Leon- Revelry
Slipknot- Snuff
Lifehouse- Everything
Buckcherry- Sorry
Three Days Grace- Wake up
The Train Song (Vashti Bunyan) lyrics
Traveling north, traveling north to find you
Train wheels beating, the wind in my eyes
Don't even know what i'll find when i get to you
Call out your name love, don't be surprised
It's so many miles aand so long since i've met you
Don't even know what i'll find when i get to you
But suddenlt now, i know where i belong
It's many hundred miles but it won't be long
What will i do if there's someone with you
Maybe someone you've always known
How do i know i can come and give to you
Love with no warning and find you alone
It's so many miles and so long since i've met you
Don't even knoe what i'll find when i get to you
But suddenly now, i know where i belong
It's many hundred miles and it won't be long.
Train wheels beating, the wind in my eyes
Don't even know what i'll find when i get to you
Call out your name love, don't be surprised
It's so many miles aand so long since i've met you
Don't even know what i'll find when i get to you
But suddenlt now, i know where i belong
It's many hundred miles but it won't be long
What will i do if there's someone with you
Maybe someone you've always known
How do i know i can come and give to you
Love with no warning and find you alone
It's so many miles and so long since i've met you
Don't even knoe what i'll find when i get to you
But suddenly now, i know where i belong
It's many hundred miles and it won't be long.
Monday, May 3, 2010
Etch-a-sketch FAQ's
Frequently Asked Questions at Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.
Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.
Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.
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